Poor Old Hacker

Redneck Hacker died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Hacker." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "No, it ain't Hacker." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Hacker had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?", said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Hacker with them two assholes..."