12/13/2008

ESET NOD32 Antivirus + Smart Security 4.0.68 BETA 32bit and 64bit + CRACK



New in Version 4:- integrated ESET SysInspector.- support for laptops (tasks can be postponed when the machine is running on batterry, a notification appears if a larger update is going to be downloaded, etc.).- added a non-graphic interface (suitable for screen readers used by visually impaired persons).- improved scanning of removable media (used maximum settings when running files from removable media, allows blocking/allowing USB ports).- improved cleaning.- improved self-defense.- added statistic graphs and information about the currently scanned object.- added an option to use advanced heuristics on file execution.- added an option to control the level of archive scanning or maximum scan time of objects.- added option to supress notifications when applications are run in fullscreen mode.- scanning of encrypted HTTPs/PỌs protocols.- website management allowing to block/allow access to user-defined sites.- new Document protection module for scanning MS Office files.- added an option to connect to 2 ERA servers.- customizable context menu.- UAC support.- password protected uninstallation.- notification about missing operating system updates.- management of hidden dialog windows.- Thunderbird plugin.- Antispam now uses a user and global address books.- potentially unwanted/unsafe applications are now reported in a yellow alert window which requires a user interaction.
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12/02/2008

AnyReader 2.7



AnyReader - Reading from scratched CD/DVDs, unreliable LAN (Wi-Fi), damaged floppy/flash disks!
Effectively copies corrupt data from any type of disks or erroneous connections if standard copying methods fail. AnyReader supports resumed downloads from the remote PC if the connection was broken during the copy process (especially useful for unreliable Wi-Fi networks).
AnyReader is great for copying files from scratched CD/DVDs or defective floppy/hard disks. Normally when your computer is unable to copy files from a damaged disk it will abort and delete the part of the file it has copied. AnyReader will continue copying the file right to the end; any data that hasn’t been recovered after several retries is replaced with blanks. This will allow you to effectively read every byte of information that can be read at all.
Note: Using AnyReader is safe and risk-free. The software does not write data to your original disks, but saves the recovered data to a new folder that you specify.
Features
* Copies files from disks with physical damage * Copies files from disks with problems such as bad sectors, scratches or that just give errors when reading data; * Copies data over unstable network connections; * Resumes downloads from a remote PC across unreliable * Wi-Fi networks or wired LANs; * Supports file sizes up to the file system limits * Easy to use, intuitive wizard-driven interface * Can recover data from Iomega ZIP, JAZ, or MO disks; * Supports all Windows versions, including Windows® 95/98/ME and Windows® NT/2000/XP/2003; * Multilingual interface! More languages to follow.
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Memory Booster Gold 6.1


Memory Booster Gold is accommodated to deal with problems of memory management. It is a feature-rich yet easy-to-use program. Whether you want to improve your PC’s performance or cleanse fragmentations collected in your system, it must be the tool of choice. Memory is a precious resource for computer, when it becomes low, the computer will slow down severely or crash often.
Memory Booster Gold is a useful utility to monitor and manage system memory. And it decreases load time and improves application performance..
Features:
-Improve system response time.-Reclaim lost memory for programs.-Monitor system and automatically optimize it when needed without interrupting your work. -Show current amount of memory occupied by all running processes.-Specify desired memory amount to release or reclaim.-Display how much memory you have in real time.-Terminate threatening processes and programs or release memory occupied by listed processes.-Add the process you want to clean up or compress into the Black List. -Add the process you do not want to clean up or compress into the White List.-Automatically compress or release memory when free memory falls below specified value. -Analyze and recognize the frequently used applications.
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Acronis True Image Home 11.0.8101


Acronis True Image 11 Home provides the maximum flexibility to ensure you are adequately protected and can recover from unforeseen events such as viruses, unstable software downloads, and hard drive failures. Create an exact copy of your PC for a full backup or backup only your important data your choice.
What’s New in Acronis True Image 11 Home:
Backup* Try&Decide. Create a temporary, safe place on your hard disk where you can perform changes to your system that otherwise might not be advisable, such as installing new software, downloading files from the Internet, or opening e-mail attachments. If the operations are successful, you can apply those changes to the real system or discard the changes as you wish.* Exclude Files and Folders from Image Backup. Save space when creating backups by ensuring that you are not backing up the information you don?t want to keep* Backup your system state. Registry, boot files, as well as important system files from system crashes* Automatic catalog of all your backups. Easily locate your archives as system automatically remembers their placement* Raw Images support for other partitions and corrupted file systems
Recovery* Message-level Outlook restore. Quickly locate and recover your important messages from mail backup* Search and explore archives. Easily search for and recover particular files from all your known backup archives* Preserve files and folders during restore. Make sure your newly entered important data would not be overwritten by recovering from older backup
Management* Set and forget. Configure it once and you do not have to care about your backups as long as traffic light indicator shows green* Smart Scheduling. Start backup on user idle, login/logout or other events: Automatically protect your system from potentially hazardous changes* Schedule periodic backup validation. Ensure that your backups do not get corrupted, so restore would actually work
Privacy protection* Acronis Drive Cleanser. Protect your sensitive data when you are discarding a hard drive or returning leased system by securely easing the whole hard drive* File Shredder. Wipe private or confidential data in individual files using latest multi-pass algorithms* System Clean-Up. Protect your privacy by cleaning up your activity track stored by Windows
Acronis True Image gives your the power to do much more sophisticated tasks to satisfy your most advanced backup needs:Supports Microsoft Windows VistaSupports 64-bit CPUQuick backup of specific filesBackup data in specific categoriesExplore backupsCreate backup rulesEmail notificationsSave to FTP
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Image Video Machine is an image-to-video and video-to-image converting software which is very easy to use. You can use it to create your own video files from separate image files, like making animated GIF. You can also extract all frames of a video file into separate image files with this tool. There are many advanced features in Image Video Machine such as image files list, splitting-extracting images, batch conversion and more.
SUPPORTED IMAGE FORMATS (Create Video From)1. JPEG; 2. GIF; 3. PNG; 4. BMP; 5. PCX 6. WMF; 7. EMF; 8. TIFF; 9. TGA; 10. RAS; 11. J2K
SUPPORTED VIDEO FORMATS (Extract Images From)AVI (DivX, XviD, MS MPEG4, Uncompressed, Cinepak and other)MPEG (MPEG-1 and MPEG-2 Video)WMV

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IconTweaker 1.0


IconTweaker is application that allows you to customize all your Windows icons.Icons are one of main parts of the Windows interface. Customizing them can make your desktop look better and can also improve the usability, because you can make it easier to recognize items.Using the IconTweaker theme system, designers can share their icons with other people. IconTweaker has an open XML-based theme format that can be extended using plug-ins. If you created an IconTweaker theme for your icons, you can be sure they can be used by everyone.Many themes with beautiful icons are already included and ready to use

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Atrise FBI 1.0


Atrise FBI: Bad blocks and files checking
Atrise FBI (Find Bad Information) is a tool to check your data CD/DVD, flash drive and a dying HDD for bad reading files (soft and true HDD bad blocks, wrong reading, corrupted filesystem, faulty drive/cable, etc.)
Atrise FBI shows a full path to the current checking file, so it is very useful to find bad files even if your computer get frozen. Simply write to a paper a full path to the bad file and restart your computer.FeaturesScan your HDD for soft bad blocks and true bad blocks;Get full file name path of the bad file even if the computer get not responding;Scan old CD/DVD for bad reading files;Scan USB flash drives for bad reading files;Scan any directory and filesystem device you can access from Windows.
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Tweak-XP Pro 4.0.7


Tweak-XP Pro - More than 48 different utilities in one developed to combine both tweaking and optimizing features
Here are some key features of TweakXP Pro
· clean up your registry with Tweak-XPs Registry Cleaner · create a RAM discdrive and load files as fast as possible · use Tweak-XPs DiscDrive Doctor to detect and fix harddisc problems · backup your Microsoft software activations · view and inspect files in your Internet Cache folder · restrict access to your startmenu items · improve the readabilty of your monitor: ClearType configuration · don’t let other people see what files you recently used: clear the ‘Recent files’ lists of lots of common programs · remote-shutdown your system · optimize and personalize your Windows XP with just a few mouseclicks · tweak lots of hidden Windows XP settings · customize the Windows XP startmenu · tweak lots of desktop settings · make the Windows XP taskbar transparent · enable several hidden performance options of Windows XP · block internet banner ads · block Internet Explorer Pop-Ups · configure Outlook XP security settings · check the integrity of ZIP files and repair them · create virtual discdrives · convert your compressed folders to selfextracting .exe files · tweak your CPU and display adapter · optimize the physical RAM of your machine · optimize the Windows XP cache settings · optimize your Internet connection speed · censor the execution of applications · protect any folder on your harddisc and hide its content from Windows Explorer · control what is started on Windows startup · tweak your Internet Explorer · display the internet history files and remove them · rename hundreds of files just by one mouseclick · generate passwords · destroy files securely · find unnecessary files on your harddisc
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Aimersoft DVD Studio Pack 2.1.0.13


information about this ver from Aimersoft DVD Studio Pack is one of the best multimedia conversion tool that includes FOUR outstanding multimedia applications: Aimersoft DVD Ripper, Aimersoft Video Converter, Aimersoft DVD Creator and Aimersoft Audio Converter. It can perfectly help you rip DVD, convert all video and audio files and burn these files to DVD discs.This superb pack allow you to easily rip DVD to all common video and audio formats (MP4, AVI, MPG, MPEG, VOB, WMV, XviD, MOV, DAT, VOB, IFO, 3GP, 3GPP, ASF, FLV, WMA, M4A, MP3, AC3, WAV [RS] Aimersoft DVD Studio Pack 2.1.0.13 rocks. limewire and YouTube etc.) and finish the conversion among them. So you can enjoy your favorite movie or music on iPod, Zune, iPhone, Apple TV, PSP, Xbox 360, Ṕ, Archos, iRiver, Creative Zen, PMP, Pocket PC, PDA, Mobile Phone (Nokia, Motorola, Sony Ericsson, iPhone, Samsung, LG, Smart Phone, etc. ) MP4/MP3 Player and so on get it now.
Advanced:* Support all common video and audio formats: MP4, AVI, MPG, MPEG, VOB, WMV, XviD, MOV, DAT, VOB, IFO, 3GP, 3GPP, ASF, FLV, WMA, M4A, MP3, WMA, AC3, WAV, limewire and YouTube, Google video, etc.* Support all common media players: iPod, Zune, iPhone, Apple TV, PSP, Xbox 360, PS3, Archos, iRiver, Creative Zen, PMP, Pocket PC, PDA, etc.* Fully support Windows XP and Windows Vista.* Super fast converting speed and burning speed. Optimized for 64-bit CPU including Intel EM64T and AMD64 and dual-core processor.* Support all popular mobile phones: Nokia, Motorola, Sony Ericsson, iPhone, Samsung, LG, BlackBerry, etc.* Built-in iPod Copy Manager, help you transfer you videos and music to iPod without iTunes, you can also backup your iPod files to computer.* Built-in PSP Video Manger help you transfer MPEG4 videos and movies to Sony PSP, you can also export PSP MPEG4 videos located in your PSP to your computer, fully support PSP1000 and PSP2000.* Support trimming function, your can trim your DVD movie, video files or audio files to get your favorite clip.* Support movie cropping, you can easily cut the black edges and other undesired part off.* Support effect adjustment, you can set the brightness, contrast and saturation.* Support DVD�5 and DVD�9; DVD-R, DVD+R, DVD-RW, DVD+RW, DVD+R DL, DVD-R DL, DVD-RAM supported.* Support burning ISO file.* Very easy to use that you can finish the work with just three clicks.* Support multi-language.
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12/01/2008

Nudist Colony

Nudist colony --------------------------------------------------------------------------------A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?' The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be new,' answered the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked. 'Here 's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.' 'But Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.' 'Listen lady,' he replied, 'I'm 78 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'

Lipstick in School - Priceless

Lipstick in school - PricelessAccording to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.*** There are teachers ... and then there are educators. ***

A Mexican, an American, And A Pollock

A Mexican, an American, and a PollockA Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico. The Mexican drops a pear on his country. When the American asks why he says he loves his country. Then they're flying over the US and the American drops an apple. When the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country. Then they're flying over the Pollock's country and the Pollock drops a bomb. When the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country. A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying. He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head. The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying. When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head. The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing. When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

Best Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Office Desk...

Best Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Office Desk..."They told me at the blood bank this might happen.""This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.""Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!""I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.""I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.""I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.""Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.""The coffee machine is broken...""Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

VBExperience Points System Explained

vBExperience Points System Explained By STALLION.Just follow the points, and see how fast they can accumulate!..Now you can see how Points are generated and tracked - so simple!.

Poor Old Hacker

Redneck Hacker died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Hacker." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "No, it ain't Hacker." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Hacker had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?", said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Hacker with them two assholes..."

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IFYour sleepin' with the cows and you smell like one!!!!!! A sign on the street says no crackin' and that reminds you to pull up your pants!! Your kids call your sister mom The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve~year~old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws: You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever die right after saying "Hey, ya'll watch this!" You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife's hairdo was once mined by a ceiling fan. You go to your family reunion looking for a date. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Day care. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. You take a six-pack cooler to church. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. One of your kids was born on a pool table. Your dad calls you "Chip" and walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos." Your toilet paper has page numbers on it If you can smash a beer can on your imaginary friend's forehead, and it works.If you think the nutcracker is some thing you did off the high dive! If you leave beer & pickled eggs for Santa. If you have ever spelled some thing wrong you wrote out in Christmas lights. If you go up a water tower with a can of paint to protect your sister. If you carry a shotgun in the back seat of your truck!

The Wedding Invitation Of The Century!


The Wedding Invitation Of The Century!

Little Johnny

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was."It's a period," reported Johnnie."Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period.""Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

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Having a Bad Day ?

Found on another forum.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten tomake. I found the number and dialed it.A man answered, saying 'Hello.'I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn?'Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an a.......!' and hung up.I wrote his number down with the word '*$#@*&!$' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.Every couple of weeks when I had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an *$#@*&!$!'It always cheered me up :-)When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic '*$#@*&!$' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an *$#@*&!$!'and hung up.One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.A couple of days later, right after calling the first *$#@*&!$ (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd bettercall the BMW *$#@*&!$, too.I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'He said, 'Yes, it is.'I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and the car's parked right out in front.'I asked, 'What's your name?'He said, 'My name is Don Hansen,'I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'He said, 'Yes?'I said, 'Don, you're an *$#@*&!$!'Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.Now, when I had a problem, I had two *$#@*&!$s to call.Then I came up with an idea.I called *$#@*&!$ #1.He said, 'Hello.'I said, 'You're an *$#@*&!$!' (But I didn't hang up.)He asked, 'Are you still there?'I said, 'Yeah,'He screamed, 'Stop calling me,'I said, 'Make me,'He asked, 'Who are you?'I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'I said, '*$#@*&!$, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax. I have a black Beamer parked in front.'He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, *$#@*&!$,' and hung up.Then I called *$#@*&!$ #2.He said, 'Hello?'I said, 'Hello, *$#@*&!$,'He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'I said, 'You'll what?'He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass,'I answered, 'Well, *$#@*&!$, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.'I headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two *$#@*&!$s beating the crap out of each other :-)I feel much better.Anger Management really does work.Hereward

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